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I post and reblog TLT meta, speculation, memes, etc. All Camilla and Palamedes content I post is platonic except when it's funny. I openly shit on CamPal so if you're sensitive to that just be aware.

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“If you killed me, I don’t think he’d forgive you, you see,” said Augustine. The easy, confidential tone of voice had gone. It was now flat and immovable and bored. “But if I killed you—if I stubbed you out beneath my foot, which would still be more than you deserve—then I am convinced that it would take me a mere hundred years to get John to say, I know why you did it, old chap, and I’m sorry, and for everything to come up Augustine. You have shot your bolt too many times.” “How dare—” “You have rendered yourself unlovable, Mercy,” said Augustine.

Have we talked about the fact that he's right. Augustine and Mercy both conspire to kill him, but John is ready to forgive him the next moment.

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#so funny that he says she has rendered herself unlovable #because for all their mutual hatred he may be the only one who loves her #tlt

tags @2nd-mushroom-circle

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Have we talked about the fact that he's right. Augustine and Mercy both conspire to kill him, but John is ready to forgive him the next moment.

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Imagine the soul of the earth gives you god-like magic to save the planet from a climate apocalypse and you just hard focus on doing necromancy with it lmao. Imagine being handed the keys to life just to close off the door and declare that you conquered death. Imagine putting the embodiment of all life in a tomb and calling her an apocalypse to come. Incredible loser behaviour tbh.

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ALSO IMAGINE DOING ALL THAT AND THEN RECREATING THE WORST PARTS OF CHRISTIANITY IN SPACE BOOO TOMATO TOMATO